Fucking Obscure

monita ❀ nineteen ❀ little squishbum's mommy

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volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.

And the biggest dogs

Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 

and together

That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi, via trust)

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tylenold:

people who snap fingers at waiters are the people u need to throw into an active volcano

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bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(Source: spookycutes, via prenons)

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alexandreashea:

noshirtnoblouse:

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back 

Girls who do this are so fricking powerful

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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

image

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thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

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swasticunts:

The capital of Alabama is Sweet Home

(Source: semenology, via trust)

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peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

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mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

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