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monita ❀ nineteen ❀ waiting for my shark baby

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spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

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sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

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nice-wig-janis:

‘wow this is so unhealthy’ i say in my head as i continue to eat

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digger-bick:

queeflto:

yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do

and sometimes I go down ;)

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Conversation I heard in the club.

Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
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"Play with her butt, not her feelings."

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dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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f0r93t:

Tumblr should warn us when we reblog the same picture 2 times.

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khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

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