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monita ❀ nineteen ❀ waiting for my shark baby

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teencry:

when you see an item you love on the sale rack but then realize it was misplaced there

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wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

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mm gurl 

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seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

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helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

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revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

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hate:

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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surprisebitch:

In France, to say “80”, the French people say “quatre-vingt” which translates to “4 20” and i think that is really beautiful

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